While Trump Jerks Off to Tariffs, the Grown-Ups Are Getting Shit Done.
Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney is flying to Australia in March to address Parliament. And you know what they're gonna talk about? Critical minerals. Trade deals. Defense cooperation. Boring, adult, nation-building shit that actually fucking matters.
And where's America? Too busy threatening to invade Greenland and Iran and slapping tariffs on their closest allies to get invited to the adults' table.
Canada and Australia just signed a deal last October about critical minerals, the shit that goes into batteries, phones, weapons systems, all the technology that runs the modern fucking world. Meanwhile, Trump's threatening 25% tariffs on Canada because he's mad about fentanyl. The fentanyl's coming from fucking China through Mexico, but sure, punish Canada.
Here's what's actually happening: The middle powers, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, South Korea, they're all looking around going, "America's having a mental breakdown. We can't wait for them to get their shit together. We've got countries to run."
So they're doing what sensible adults do. Making their own deals. Building their own supply chains. Because you can't build a future on the psychotic whims of a geriatric reality TV star who thinks trade wars are "easy to win."
And here's what should terrify every American: This isn't temporary. You can't spend four years telling your allies to fuck off, threatening them with tariffs, and then expect everyone to come running back.
The adults are getting on with it and America's not invited.
Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney is flying to Australia in March to address Parliament. And you know what they're gonna talk about? Critical minerals. Trade deals. Defense cooperation. Boring, adult, nation-building shit that actually fucking matters.
And where's America? Too busy threatening to invade Greenland and Iran and slapping tariffs on their closest allies to get invited to the adults' table.
Canada and Australia just signed a deal last October about critical minerals, the shit that goes into batteries, phones, weapons systems, all the technology that runs the modern fucking world. Meanwhile, Trump's threatening 25% tariffs on Canada because he's mad about fentanyl. The fentanyl's coming from fucking China through Mexico, but sure, punish Canada.
Here's what's actually happening: The middle powers, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Japan, South Korea, they're all looking around going, "America's having a mental breakdown. We can't wait for them to get their shit together. We've got countries to run."
So they're doing what sensible adults do. Making their own deals. Building their own supply chains. Because you can't build a future on the psychotic whims of a geriatric reality TV star who thinks trade wars are "easy to win."
And here's what should terrify every American: This isn't temporary. You can't spend four years telling your allies to fuck off, threatening them with tariffs, and then expect everyone to come running back.
The adults are getting on with it and America's not invited.
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