The next 7 days in Iran will determine if we face stagflation or a total global recession

You have to admit, The Islamic regime's ballistic missile and drone attacks have greatly decreased.
Israel and US are actually hunting them down at the check points that IRGC has been setting up and at their hiding places. The operation has moved from destroying their HQ's and bases down to their gatherings and even their individual members walking the streets. By a week from now, I don't think there will be much of them left.

Riz, don't fret so much. You can always go visit your friends in a while.

We're doomed.

Riz
What is your opinion on the Iranian army being totally decimated and not getting any help from the government? They are left to tend to their dead and injured by themselves. They are getting no food, no water, no supplies, nothing.
Apparently the gov is only looking after the IRGC.
Is that okay according to Islamic rules?

Iran has underground stocks of 80,000+ missiles, produces 500 per day, has 20,000+ ballistic missiles. It will end with the US leaving the Middle East, all bases are destroyed anyway.

What is terrorism and who is the terrorist?






"difficulty" is euphemism for death

With our Lords blessing!

Yes good grief may all your imaginary gods be there to support you all in killing each other in his name. You are all dolts.

The Big-Haired Guy with Yellow Hair and the Nobel Peace Prize (That Never Comes)
Once upon a time, there was a man with a mane so yellow and fluffy it looked like a lemon soufflé sitting on a golden throne. His name was Trump, and he had a dream he kept in his drawer: winning the Nobel Peace Prize. "Look at all the peace I'm bringing," he would say, waving tariffs around like olive branches. "And to think they still haven't given me the Nobel..."

Too bad that, while he was dreaming of the prize, on the other side of the world, in the Strait of Hormuz, someone hadn't gotten the memo.

The Iran

Meanwhile, in Iran, the Regime (with a capital R) had its own problems. The big chief Khamenei and the Revolutionary Guards (which sounds more like a violent soccer team than diplomats) had decided that the only way to survive was to bully the neighbors.

And so, while Trump was trying to wrap up the war "very completely, pretty much" (because wars, you know, are like homework: if you do them quickly, you can go out and play), Iran thought: "What if we put some mines in the Strait of Hormuz? Just to see if the yellow hair curls even more?"

The Math of Peace (According to Trump)

According to White House calculations (done on a golden abacus), the situation was simple:

Oil price under $100 = Happy economy.

Gas above $4 a gallon = "Mom, I'm running for grade school president, I'll win there easily."

But Iran, not being great at math, drove the oil price up. So Trump said: "Okay, if you give me the Nobel Peace Prize, I promise I'll bomb you a little less. Actually, I'll bomb you 'very beautifully' and then we'll make peace. It's a deal! A great deal! The best peace deal ever made!"

The Probabilities (According to the Turban-Wearing Analyst)

The experts, the serious ones with charts, ran the numbers:

70% chance the situation escalates: because Iran wants to make the U.S. economy suffer, and Trump wants the Nobel, but neither wants to make the first move. It's like a chess game where both hope the other knocks over the board first.

30% chance of de-escalation: meaning either America destroys all of Iran in an afternoon (but without hurting the oil, like "let's only bomb the embarrassing stuff"), or Iran says "okay, we'll give you the uranium, but only if you give us the right to say we gave it away."

The Moral of the Story

In the end, the investors, the ones with real money, figured one thing out: if the price of oil goes up, buy canned food and medicine (called "consumer staples" by experts, or "the apocalypse pantry" by us).

And Trump? He's still hoping for the Nobel. Maybe they'll give it to someone with less... volatile hair.

In the meantime, if you see a man with yellow hair yelling "Fake news!" in front of a burning refinery, don't worry: it's just peace, slowly advancing. Like a soufflé deflating.

Trump won't stop until he crashes the world economy.

then better give iran the autocracy above the whole usa and eu and you guys convert to SHIA from a CHRISTIAN

Iran should go and learn from China to become a Global stabilizer not by religion or War but by hard work for human amenities to survival and standard of living not drones...that's how to become powerful as a Nation but instead Iran is a Rebel on the strait of Hormuz by geographical advantage to create confusion globally and think they are powerful or reliable for global stability

Stupid isn't it to start the war

Little satan is not more savage than its enabler, big satan, they are equally brutal and savage, hence why we call them big and small satan! one savage inspire another savage.

Avi Shlaim an Iraqi jew who is honorable and tell the facts!

I don't clearly see Iran to be a determinant to Stagflation or recession globally because they are rebels to the strait of Hormuz at the moment and Iran can't hold on strait of Hormuz for too long because that will be catastrophic for them and the world at large rather its a strategic War because the strait of Hormuz is a link not a property to be controlled by Iran

And to think if they were born in Cambodia they would all be Buddhist. Think about it? Seriously. Religions, plural. How stupid are you people?

well i guess they are not interested, they just want to overtake the world with their religion by high birth rates

And those underground stocks are found at the base of a rainbow and guarded by unicorns.

Had fun reading this, great read.

It's not to hard to figure that out when your people randomly blow themselves up in public.

This is it.