More non stop made up confabulated BS from trump on its way i’m sure. Xi will just let him spin his wheels. Nothing will change.

Trump: I will be asking President Xi to "open up" China

I totally get that markets are no place for the over rational, but this conflict has left me without a clue.

Saudi Aramco CEO Nasser: We expect demand rationing to continue as long as supply remains...

Where did the Trump fanboys go? You still Outthere?

Iran: Our proposals to the US are generous and responsible, and we have demanded nothing but...

De-anchor price expectations... and no amount of jobs growth will be enough. The country is run by tards and criminals.

Fed's Miran: I think it's appropriate to cut interest rates - Fox Business

When will these autist algo headline readers learn to read subtext. SUBTEXT: The USA tried to reopen the strait and failed. Despite Iran repeatedly stating that a "deal" will be impossible; the US will keep pretending like one could be about to ...

Trump: Project Freedom paused for a short period of time

Zero chance of anything being finalised and signed. This man is totally deranged.

Trump: Project Freedom paused for a short period of time

Confabulation. Not a word grounded in reality.

Trump: Iran knows what not to do

edge of all time highs.... again? bubblebut

Markets on edge as fresh U.S.-Iran attacks dent optimism over a peace deal

The non-ergodic, highly extremistan natural world is not one easily perceived by somebody with left brain dominance and its tell tail pathological narcissism.

Trump: The Iran War could drag on for another two to three weeks

Ministry of Truth once again tells us via our telescreens the way it is.

CentCom: 2 U.S.-flagged merchant vessels have successfully transited through the Strait of...

ontologically everything is speculative. They can’t define speculation otherwise speculators would be banned.

Japan's Katayama: There have been speculative moves in FX markets

“speculative activity” Every action is speculative. Even breathing. What a twat.

Japan Top FX Diplomat Mimura: This Is My Final Warning Before Action

" If energy prices stay higher for longer, there could well be a need to raise the policy rate." Smells like: "It's transient inflation" Lol 2021 vibes.

BoC's Gov. Macklem: If energy prices stay higher for longer, could be a need to raise rate

and the JPY is a backdoor tool of leverage for the US Ponzi.

The Bank of Japan is a world leader in avoiding raising interest-rates

confabulation describes this well.

Trump: Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse”; they want us to “Open...

Playing for time.. Great move.

Iran expected to submit a revised peace proposal soon - CNN, citing sources

And eventhough we all read this as total BS... Once again, the market will believe him. Don't know why.

Trump: Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse”; they want us to “Open...

Now they have to come up with a way to increase their non-Hormuz infrastructure. Elephant in the room people! Currently they can shift about 1/3 of their output without the strait. So it is sentiment only for the rest of the year at least.

UAE decides to exit OPEC and OPEC+ as of May 1 - state news agency

Iran saying: Hey world... look we are not impeding civilisation. It puts US in an impossible situation. They have effectively given the US administration a golden bridge escape. In english: if US don't give up with tail between legs, they (USA) now ...

According to Marine Traffic data, a VLCC tanker belonging to a Japanese refining company...

Because we have a rat race chasing inflation beating returns by any means necessary... even if they are ill thought out. Don't forget we live in a world where I hear regularly people believing AI is "intelligent". Oops... big wake up coming.

Everything Looks Bad - So Why Stocks Up?