Just wait and see what happens when the word "unwinding" starts appearing in Fed statements. Until then, fk it, the world's largest economy is running the printing press 25/7 to back my longs, who am I to complain.

Markets are trading on economic fundamentals, says Goldman Sach

Wow, and just when you thought US politics couldn't get more entertaining, WHAM - Kanye! On a serious note, The Donald is facing a real problem getting black votes (doh, really?), he probably much prefers Kanye getting them than Joe...

Rapper Kanye West announces U.S. presidential bid on Twitter

I probably knew what an Ichimoku cloud was at some point. It's a good rule of thumb that when you have so many indicators you can't really see where price is heading, you've taken it too far. I think that was my mother telling me this, and she would ...

GBPUSD holds inside Ichimoku cloud after bullish cross within SMAs

Great, I'll just take the word of a guy no one's heard from since forever, and let a bunch of ancient scriptures decide what's ok and what's not in the world. Seems like a great plan. At least I wont have to use my free will, that shit is hard work ...

Nudist Resorts Getting Pushback Over Requiring Masks

Just talked to Karl Marx, he said "told you so".

Fed says primary corporate credit facility now open for business

You know that testing is not what's killing people, right?

Morgan Stanley: Yes, A Second Wave Is Coming But It Won't Derail The V-Shaped Recovery

Guys, don't bother hitting Max with rational arguments, it's a waste of time.

WHO head says pandemic is accelerating, virus still spreading fast

Ah! Well time will show, on both accounts

US official says China not forthcoming in talks with Pompeo

Relax, it's just EM countries. Who cares. (said with almost palpable sarcasm).

WHO head says pandemic is accelerating, virus still spreading fast

Not sure exactly what you mean by "in his team", but as a running mate Kamala Harris is probably a more likely VP-candidate than either of them at this point. Just watch Biden edge towards the right of Sanders, no way he'll risk him on the ballot. ...

US official says China not forthcoming in talks with Pompeo

Fixed that for you.

Australia has suffered an enormous 'state-based' cyber attack on its gov, education, health,...

One can hope, but being elected isn't easy when the corpses start piling up. What about the next pandemic? Can we afford a lockdown of this magnitude once a decade or worse?

Monetary Policy Summary and minutes of the Monetary Policy Committee meeting ending on 17 June...

Lol, how you can view this as good data is simply beyond me - and I'm a glass-half-full kinda guy ONE POINT FIVE MILLION NEW CLAIMS. Read that again. Oh and add in that the numbers are doctored, and will be revised up next week as per ...

Unemployment insurance weekly claims

So, are you suggesting we get our sh*t together, or should we simply cull the herd? Or are you saying that nature will eventually balance things out with or without our "help"? No sarcasm, genuinely interested.

Texas virus hospitalizations surge 11% in 24 hours: state - BBG

- If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! If you get the reference, you're too old for this sh*t.

US says a UK trade deal 'unlikely' before November

Likely to be less than 1% of the profit they've made from looking the other way for 8 years. Probably spent more on pencils.

Britain fines Commerzbank $47 million for poor controls

But... but... the mileage!

Lighthizer says U.S. has an `excellent' deal with China

Ignoring all the gloom and dread of the real issue, would you buy a used car from that guy in the pic?

Lighthizer says U.S. has an `excellent' deal with China

So, in the interest of perspective, if there were 10 admissions yesterday and there are now 11, it would qualify as a surge?

Texas virus hospitalizations surge 11% in 24 hours: state - BBG