He's right though. I negotiate with myself all the time, and I usually win!

Trump: Negotiations with Iran are going well - Axios

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Iran's President Pezeshkian states they are prepared to end the war if they receive guarantees

Indeed, he's just hoping Israel will spare his life if he comes up from the bomb shelter. Wait for the clerics to scold him like they did when he apologized to the gulf countries for launching missiles and drones at them.

Iran President Says 'Prepared To End War' If Security Guarantees Offered, Oil Plunges

April Fool's day is upon us.

Iran's President Pezeshkian states they are prepared to end the war if they receive guarantees

url Yeah, I'd say they have spiraled alright, like - killing off most of their leadership, pushing for regime change, destroying civilian infrastructure. Now Iran wants reparation and U.S. military to GTFO of the region entirely. Good luck with ...

Israeli Channel 12: Negotiations on 15-point plan to take place during one-month ceasefire

I have this great bridge to sell you

Israeli Channel 12: Negotiations on 15-point plan to take place during one-month ceasefire

It's kinda the other way around - first Trump says he wants to talk to you, then Bibi steps in and kills you. You were a lightweight anyway!

Trump: We want to talk to Iran, there is nobody to talk to

I see you like numbers so let's play a numbers game! 5 - draft deferments (that's a lot for one person, no matter the cause - I wonder why one might do that ) 1 - direct insult of Vietnam POWs (John McCain) 1 - indirect insult of ...

US Pres Trump Calls NATO 'Cowards' For Not Joining Fight Against Iran - We Will Remember

You ought to get the cause and effects right, homie. Green energy prioritization does not increase fossil fuel scarcity - instead, try and remember what major world event happened near the peak of the chart in 2022: url

$5 Diesel Means A 35% Jump In Prices For US Consumers

Hmm, who could have possibly predicted this too?

$5 Diesel Means A 35% Jump In Prices For US Consumers

Ironic that he's attacking the media but of course he is. He wasn't even good enough to be anything but a weekend pundit on Fox, and now he's the trumpet of Armaggeddon, with a big crusader tattoo across the chest being a bit too conspicuous for the ...

Pentagon not close to reopening Hormuz

His generals are all bootlickers - anyone with common sense was gone after the first term. But I think even they said something about the whole thing being a disastrous idea. What does he care though, it's like a video game - you die, you respawn! ...

Trump: We're doing well economically with China; we've had a good relationship

Market manipulation 101: Step 1: close your high beta positions Step 2: make a risk off post on social media Step 3: back up the truck on positions you closed in step 1, once the market has sold off. Step 4: delete the post from step 2 or make a ...

Iran has threatened to strike the U.S. west coast with offensive drones in retaliation for...

The solution to the strait problem for GCC nations is rather simple but it requires guts. All they need to do is collectively revoke permission for U.S. to launch bombing missions and strikes from their territories, and then the ball is in Iran's ...

Trump: I think oil companies should use the Strait of Hormuz

Use the proper terms please - it's not a war, it's called "Operation Epstein Fury".

Trump: I think oil companies should use the Strait of Hormuz

How strange of him to say that: out of 90M people, they only killed what - 2K? Clearly, he needs to enroll in "War Crimes 101" taught by Prof Bibi.

Trump says war with Iran will end soon: Axios

Yeah this year should be the year of a nice bloodbath for DJT's meatriders.

Pete Hegseth Blew Billions On Shellfish, Steak, Fruit Baskets, Furniture

No Jack Daniels? He really kept his promise not to drink at work then!

Pete Hegseth Blew Billions On Shellfish, Steak, Fruit Baskets, Furniture

You mean one of these?

Iran "taking steps" to deploy mines in Straits of Hormuz: CBS

So which one got escorted through? The red ones are oil tankers, the green ones are container ships. Notice something peculiar? The only ones in the actual strait are cargo ships to or from China

US Energy Secretary Wright: US escorted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz