Gary, I'm still looking for some guidance from you before I get a second mortgage on my house. Is $PEPE a security?

Crypto Industry Bids Farewell to Gary Gensler—Exactly Like You’d Expect

His climate risk disclosures are an absolute game-changer. I was about to YOLO in Micro Strategy, but when I was reading their 10-K and saw that climate change will affect their business, I knew that what I was about to get into was too risky for me.

SEC’s Gensler to resign Jan 20th

Guidance is for the weak. Web3 is for the strong.

Singapore Plans New Guidance for Banks on Vetting Crypto Clients

Circle simply needs to take the Giannis Antetokounmpo approach and spread 250K across as many banks as possible.

Circle wants to hold its USDC reserves at the Fed as the stablecoin sees multiple new...

WTF is Handcash?

Handcash: Circle has decided to drastically terminate all our agreements, effectively...

Ouch.

Robinhood is Delisting BSV

lock SBF up negligence, fraud, criminal make me whole again

SBF Arrested by Bahamian Authorities

I got about ~$500 of ETH and ~$500 BTC in BlockFi. I'm thinking I'll get about ½ of it back.

Blockfi: We are planning imminent bankruptcy amid the FTX fallout

You can do it Sam, get me my ETH back!

Sam Bankman-Fried tries to explain himself

Stablecoins are too big to fail.

Fed’s Barr Says Stablecoins Are Urgent Risk Requiring Guardrails

Wait, let me withdrawal my ETH first!

Blockfi: We are planning imminent bankruptcy amid the FTX fallout

Fortune favors the bitch.

Funds Are SHIB? Crypto.com Reserves Are 20% Memecoin

probably rat poison²

What You Need to Know About Exchange Tokens After FTX's FTT Meltdown

Ouch!

Binance Walks Away From FTX Deal, According to Company Statement: WSJ

Let's start by locking up SBF.

US Senator Warren says we need more aggressive enforcement of the crypto industry

I bet this Surovikin guy is going to accidently fall out of a building to his death soon.

Russia's Shoigu orders troops to pull back from city of Kherson