Guidance is for the weak. Web3 is for the strong.

Circle simply needs to take the Giannis Antetokounmpo approach and spread 250K across as many banks as possible.

WTF is Handcash?

Ouch.

lock SBF up negligence, fraud, criminal make me whole again

I got about ~$500 of ETH and ~$500 BTC in BlockFi. I'm thinking I'll get about ½ of it back.

You can do it Sam, get me my ETH back!

Stablecoins are too big to fail.

Wait, let me withdrawal my ETH first!

Fortune favors the bitch.

probably rat poison²

Ouch!

Let's start by locking up SBF.

I bet this Surovikin guy is going to accidently fall out of a building to his death soon.

I feel bad for Tom. I dunno what's worse: losing your supermodel wife or your collection of rare NFTs.

SBF what have you done?!